1. I don’t share the affinity for Stetsons.
2. The people of Denton should be very afraid.
3. Creepy furniture and no one around? Seems legit.
4. Jelly candy called Raspberry Red Dollar. I don’t know either.
5. Bow ties are, and will forever be COOL.
And for added bonus, we found a cardboard cutout of Captain Jack.
Pssht, please, girl, you look fabulous in that hat. Not as good as I do in that bowtie, but still.